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Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp cool mountain air.
Nothing can bother you here.
No one knows this secret place.
You are in total seclusion from that place called “the world.”
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
The water is clear and you can easily make out the face of the person whose head you’re holding under the water.
Look. It’s the person who caused you all this stress. What a pleasant surprise.
You let them up… just for a quick breath… then ploop!… back under they go…
You allow yourself as many deep breaths as you want.
There now… feeling better?
Posted by rainy on March 14th, 2008 under Don't Mess with... | Comment now »Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged
- Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear? Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by rainy on December 23rd, 2007 under General Jokes | Comment now »
Your Mind…
When you lose your mind
You may as well forget it
Posted by rainy on November 29th, 2007 under Baby Boomers!, Senior Jokes | Comment now »
Cat People - Here is your wake up call!
Posted by rainy on October 28th, 2007 under Animals | Comment now »
Adult Resignation
I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult.I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year old again.
Posted by rainy on October 26th, 2007 under General Jokes | Comment now »
Stop Thief!
Posted by rainy on September 22nd, 2007 under General Jokes | Comment now »
Walmart Job Application - 75 year old
This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas. They hired him!!! Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by rainy on September 19th, 2007 under Wal-Mart Jokes, Senior Jokes | Comment now »
South Park Lady
Dear South Park Lady,I want to thank you for cutting in front of me at Dick’s Sporting Goods at South Park Mall, around 12:30PM today. I can’t begin to tell you how you made my day. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by rainy on September 16th, 2007 under General Jokes | Comment now »
Do you take life too seriously? This is for you.
- Save the whales. Collect the whole set
- A day without sunshine is, like, night
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted by rainy on September 15th, 2007 under Lighten Up | Comment now »
Test for Dementia
‘It’s that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.’
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you don’t use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence.
Posted by rainy on August 19th, 2007 under General Jokes, Senior Jokes | Comment now »
Take the test presented here to determine if you’re losing it or not. The spaces below are so you don’t see the answers until you’ve made your answer. Read the rest of this entry »
